You haven’t felt truly relaxed until you’ve hung out with me. Forget about those fancy spas. I’ll take your mind and body places no incense sticks or easy listening muzak can. My smooth fabric and sturdy support frame guarantees that nothing besides a bird with a bad stomach will disturb us. Take one swing on me and you’ll feel like you’re sipping a coconut on a sunny beach in Hawaii listening to the ukulele. Swing hard enough, and you actually will be.